Don't want your dog/cat/possum/neighbor drowning in the pool? Then you obviously need a Skamper Ramp! (I should really go into advertising).
Skamper-Ramp is white and it angles down into the water, enabling your pet--and even critters to see it leading out, day or night, 24/7. Skamper-Ramp provides peace-of-mind because your pet (or the critter you didn't want to see there in the first place!) can 'scamper' out of the water--pool or walled pond, even back on a dock or boat ALL BY ITSELF!
The ramp comes in two sizes and costs $70 and $100. Alternatively, drain your pool till there's only water in the deep end. Now I know what you're thinking, "Damn Danni, does your genius know no bounds?" And it doesn't. That shit's boundless.
Seriously, I had to pull a bloated possum out of the neighbors pool one time, and that was nasty. Spare yourself the trauma and invest in a Skamper ramp! (I swear I'm not being paid for this... although i should be. I'd make a great spokesmodel).
I love this gig, researching and sharing all these cool Ideas & Gadgets with you. Like those fake nipples all the kids are talking about.
Keep those inventions coming and be sure to send a prototype to me and I'll review it for you right here on dannisblog.
Danni~
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