Now, you can stab someone and knock them out at the same time. MadZone Marketing has developed the ultimate weapon, a 1.5 pound fork and knife set. This is the desperate housewife's dream-- a weapon that appears harmless, but could conk your lazy husband out. Then again, if he is lazy, he is probably already conked out in front of the TV. You may think that the purpose of putting a weight on a product is to help you exercise a particular body part. Not in this case, the weight may exercise your hand and arm muscles, but its main purpose is to prevent you from eating too much. Their theory is that if it gradually gets too hard to pick up your utensils to eat, you will eventually realize you need to slow down and stop eating too much. There is one little problem with this theory, it is called hands! Chicken fingers, fries, corndogs, hot dogs-- I think I found a loop hole.

And where is the spoon??? Okay, you guys got me, I will purchase the knife and fork lift to lose weight, but I am using a regular spoon to eat ice cream with hot chocolate, whip cream, and a cherry on top, deal? If you have an exercising invention that is as crazy as this, let me know. Now that my arm muscles have been worked out, I may need to tone the rest of my body. Hey, hey, stop thinking about my body and invent out there!

(For Raina)