Happy Happy New Year's!!!

by Danni 12/31/2009 4:22:00 AM

I don't know about you, but I'm ready to kiss 2009 goodbye and welcome the new sexy 2010. Let's say goodbye to grieving for Michael Jackson/Farrah Fawcett/Billy Mays/Patrick Swayze/Brittany Murphy/Circuit City, to Tiger Woods personal life, the hysteria of H1N1 swine flu, and Jon and Kate's marriage. But before we do, let's celebrate with style. Here are some Danni recommended must haves to make an extraordinary New Year's Party Bash for all.

First, the cups! Red cups are out; check out these puppies...Pick Your Nose Cups. No, don't literally pick your nose at the party! Excuse yourself to the bathroom first, but do pick out Your Pick Your Nose cup for the night. From Baron Bob, Pick Your Nose cups come in a twenty four pack with twelve different noses based on different facial hair, ethnicity, and gender. This idea is genius! Not only will it make your guests laugh all night long, but now you can remember which cup is yours and not have to struggle to find a sharpie. Plus, imagine the laughs during a beer pong tournament. Beer pong is boring if you aren't playing. Seriously does anyone have fun watching other people have fun, and waiting for a turn? Well, now these cups provide the entertainment for tipsy spectators!

Second, the lighting! New Year's is the time to be shiny. Front News has a Confetti Light Chandelier that consists of disco balls! How festive. Check it out:

Lastly, the party favors! Everyone wants a memorable piece from the party to remember the start of 2010 (To a new decade)! Justin Gignac's NYC limited edition New Year's Eve at Times Square Garbage Cube ($100 dollars) is perfect for the occasion. Now if you are wondering what exactly is a Garbage Cube, it is exactly that-- garbage in pretty packaging. Justin has sold over 1,200 boxes worldwide. So why not splurge and get your guests garbage from Times Square? Or you could box your own from your party, which would include confetti, stale vomit, and Pick Your Nose cups. But how cool would it be to own garbage from Times Square?!? It is an interesting concept and an art piece for years to come. Just do not open it or wrap it like it is suppose to be opened for your guests. It is sealed for a reason.

Now, for a New Year's Resolution: let's keep inventing more handy products, so that we can all quit our boring day jobs, and sleep through 2010 in soft Egyptian cotton sheets!

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12/28/2009 2:48:36 AM

nanny goat

dani, you are a riot.  i love the garbage in a box.  and is dani you real name or are you really a guy in his underwear eating cheetos in front of his computer?  bleech!

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1/19/2010 12:37:47 AM

foreign pharmacies

I seriously want to get some of those cups for my next party. They are hilarious.

foreign pharmacies United States

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