But apparently you geek lovers love the topic of tooting! Don't deny it, my “Fart Eating Blanket” blog is getting way too much love to be ignored. So here is an invention for you avid readers, the iPhone’s Application Rate a Fart 2.0. Not only can you listen to 700+ fart noises, but you can submit your own to be rated and featured on the front page of the app- that is, if your fart is good enough. No worry, practice makes perfect. And I’m not sure of the rating criteria, but length, juiciness, and loudness probably play a part. Silent but deadly ones don’t have a chance in winning. So sad.

See even silly inventions like this one, scratch that, more like life-altering inventions like this one can turn a profit. Start thinking of yours today, while, of course, practicing your flatulence skills. Come on, one of my readers must be featured on the  Fart Hall of Fame or my life just wouldn’t be complete.