Lonnie Johnson, the original creator of the Super Soaker water gun, is making a comeback for the next generation to enjoy-- the classic Super Soaker is on the market with some redesign! With its original bright neon colors, the Super Soaker 50 holds up to 25 ounces of water and shoots up to 35 feet. Unfortunately, the new design does not allow the gunslinger to rip off the water bottle for an ambush attack like it use to. Man that was the best part! Grenade attack!

Luckily, it still has its pumping mechanism powered by your own strength; no automatic shooting like the ones used today. I remember you always knew it was summer when your right arm was a little more buff then your left. I'm ordering a few for myself and for my siblings to have the ultimate showdown on Independence Day. July 4th, be there!

Just a hint to all you newbies discovering the greatness of this invention now, you don't have to wait till summer to use a Super Soaker. Just fill it with warm water and start targeting away! And yes, this is definitely on the list, "you know you grew up in the Eighties when...Super Soakers were the highlight of your summer vacation."

In case that morning coffee doesn't do the trick or that Starbuck's tall caramel mocha latte with light whip cream doesn't keep you jolted during the work day, chew on this-- Engobi's caffeine-infused potato chips! These chips packaged as "Energy Go Bites" give you an energy boost claimed to be seventy percent more effective than a small energy drink. If the amount of caffeine does not scare you, the flavors sure will--lemon and cinnamon. Imagine how serving caffeine infused potato chips will tweak your Super Bowl, Tupperware, and/or birthday parties. You could never throw a boring party again! That being said, I think I will have to get some when I finally get up the energy to watch No Country for Old Men. What a genius idea! Marketers should hand out Engobi samples outside movie theaters where they already know the movie will be slow. I guarantee better reviews or at least more entertainment as the movie-goers start convulsing in their seats. When is that new Harry Potter movie coming out?

Since it is Black History month, did you know the potato chip was invented by African-American George Crum in 1853 when a customer disliked the restaurant's thick fries? As the restaurant's chef, Crum kept thinning the potatoes and frying until the disgruntled customer liked the product--the first batch of potato chips. That sounds more delish than caffeine-infused potato chips. I have a feeling George Crum would not like this new take on his yummy invention.  

Not for the easily offended, these big breasted mouse pads pack quite a punch at work. No more gathering around the water cooler anymore, the big breasted mouse pad provides entertainment for all. I find it actually quite funny! It has to be a joke or at least a mouse pad that you keep in the privacy of your own home, away from any sexual harassment suits that could follow. And when is the girl equivalent coming out? I can respect a nice rack, but I need a boy mouse pad with big pecs (?), or a big butt (?) or a big...I'm just going to stop right there! And we all know Sal9000 has already ordered a box of these, then again I would think it would be considered committing adultery on his anime wife with her sisters. Let's hope she doesn't get jealous too easily.

This little, I mean big, invention is getting passed around the internet like crazy! See even silly inventions can produce a rage. Send me some of your silly ideas today! 

Doggy Seat Belts allow your pet to lay, sit, and, hopefully, still stick their head out the window. Basically, it allows them to have limited mobility to keep them safe and you safe. We all know how difficult it is to drive with a dog jumping from one seat to the next, trying to get comfortable in an object that is constantly moving. This is a great invention! For little dogs, no more cramped crates and for larger dogs, no more drooling all over the newly refurbished leather seats, now it will just be in one concentrated area.

You can purchase your Pet Seat Belt at Hammacher Schlemmer, but remember to lock the seat belt in before using otherwise you will have a roaming dog with a lethal weapon (a.k.a. a ridiculously long seat belt cord and hard metal buckle to whip you in the face with).  In case of an emergency, they should include air bags into the design. Ha ha that just created a funny picture in my head of a blown up doggy, or a doggy with a puffed up jacket? Also, this invention is cat-friendly. If you have an invention to improve the life of a doggy or kitty friend, let's get your idea patented and on the market!

Ready, Set, Hike, now EAT! Norm Thompson has developed the ultimate manly man meat, a Football salami authentically laced and stitched up to feed all that testosterone at your Super bowl party! Honestly, I think your dog would like this invention more than an actual guy would. I can't imagine any guy being happy to slice up a perfectly usable football. Now they just need to come up with cheese helmets and beer goalposts to complete the package. They really should think about exchanging this football for the real one used in the Super bowl. Just imagine, how all the Saints and Colts linemen and linebackers will make sure to tackle salami, and maybe even Reggie Bush will learn to finally catch and keep the darn thing in his hands till he scores a touchdown or at least until dinner time! And you can't forget, Peyton Manning drooling over the thought of a delicious Football Salami, or maybe that is just what his face looks like? And you thought I wouldn't know football, huh? I like to surprise! Go Colts!

After looking at some inventions on the web, I ran across these interesting designs. Stairs with pull out drawers for shoes! Pretty genius. I may have to add a third story to my house just to fit all my shoes though, but at least the smell would be hidden. And if need be, I can blame the funk smell on something dying in the wall, which is technically true right? The second design involving stairs is the stairway bookcase. Who knew that stairs were not just used for exhaustingly climbing and complaining the whole time while cursing under your breathe about how it must be a conspiracy that architects are trying to skinny America one staircase at a time? They have another purpose, to store all your old books. Instead of going out to purchase a bookcase, just build some stairs. And if the book was really bad, at least, it is within kicking distance. Ha ha I crack myself up sometimes!

Both of these inventions were designed by people like you that just thought outside the box, and posted their pictures on the web. I tried to search for the inventors of both these designs, but had no luck. See this is why you get a patent! So that blogs don't share your ideas with the rest of the world without you making some profit. If you know who designed either of these inventions, let me know! I like to give props when props are deserved.

This Danni’s blog is courtesy of an old friend. You might even say we are so close that it feels like we are the same person sometimes! Well, Gary the Reverend (a little nickname I like to call him from this one time where booze, cowboy boots, and a wedding chapel were involved, but let’s save that for another time), this one is for you and every girl who needs a little lift in their booty. Booty Pop Panties! Now I have heard of this invention before, but the video sells it! Apparently, the invention has been redesigned to create a more natural-looking big booty plus it comes in cute colors from Lemon Jellybean to Blueberry Gum Drops. And for those of you that don’t want to poke an eye out when you bend over, there is the “half the pop” panty! I say go big or go home. JLo, watch out, the competition is coming!

Man, now I have “I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can’t deny…” stuck in my head on repeat! Sir Mix-A-Lot, get out of there! And where is the booty dancing in the commercial?

I don't know about you, but I'm ready to kiss 2009 goodbye and welcome the new sexy 2010. Let's say goodbye to grieving for Michael Jackson/Farrah Fawcett/Billy Mays/Patrick Swayze/Brittany Murphy/Circuit City, to Tiger Woods personal life, the hysteria of H1N1 swine flu, and Jon and Kate's marriage. But before we do, let's celebrate with style. Here are some Danni recommended must haves to make an extraordinary New Year's Party Bash for all.

First, the cups! Red cups are out; check out these puppies...Pick Your Nose Cups. No, don't literally pick your nose at the party! Excuse yourself to the bathroom first, but do pick out Your Pick Your Nose cup for the night. From Baron Bob, Pick Your Nose cups come in a twenty four pack with twelve different noses based on different facial hair, ethnicity, and gender. This idea is genius! Not only will it make your guests laugh all night long, but now you can remember which cup is yours and not have to struggle to find a sharpie. Plus, imagine the laughs during a beer pong tournament. Beer pong is boring if you aren't playing. Seriously does anyone have fun watching other people have fun, and waiting for a turn? Well, now these cups provide the entertainment for tipsy spectators!

Second, the lighting! New Year's is the time to be shiny. Front News has a Confetti Light Chandelier that consists of disco balls! How festive. Check it out:

Lastly, the party favors! Everyone wants a memorable piece from the party to remember the start of 2010 (To a new decade)! Justin Gignac's NYC limited edition New Year's Eve at Times Square Garbage Cube ($100 dollars) is perfect for the occasion. Now if you are wondering what exactly is a Garbage Cube, it is exactly that-- garbage in pretty packaging. Justin has sold over 1,200 boxes worldwide. So why not splurge and get your guests garbage from Times Square? Or you could box your own from your party, which would include confetti, stale vomit, and Pick Your Nose cups. But how cool would it be to own garbage from Times Square?!? It is an interesting concept and an art piece for years to come. Just do not open it or wrap it like it is suppose to be opened for your guests. It is sealed for a reason.

Now, for a New Year's Resolution: let's keep inventing more handy products, so that we can all quit our boring day jobs, and sleep through 2010 in soft Egyptian cotton sheets!

The CORE advertising company is here to help! They have released self-illuminating liquor bottles to attract customers to buy Ballantine's brand of whiskey. You know because shiny objects are pretty. At first, I thought, "Cool," then I realized most bars/clubs already light up their liquor cabinets anyhow. Then again drunk people like bright objects. When I was in Vegas, this guy kept trying to touch my beaded skirt while whispering to himself, "So shiny, and so pretty." Yea, don't worry; I have already talked to my therapist about it. Anyway, I am sure this will actually help sales. Even more brands are looking into making their bottles light up. But come on people, think of those intoxicated, you are just going to confuse them even more! That being said, for those that got stuck being designated drivers, you will now have something interesting to look at. I can't wait until more brands release their own versions; it will be like December lights all year around!

What do you think about this self-illuminated bottle invention? Are you more likely to purchase it? Yea, that's what I thought-- booze is booze...unless it pours out self-illuminated liquid like radioactive substances! That would definitely influence my purchasing decision to a must have. Come on fellow invention lovers, let's make it happen!

Orvis's Snow Shorts! No more lugging huge sleds up mountains just to slide down them in less than five seconds! Now you can use your behind as an actual sled. I have no idea why, but Ninja Turtles keep popping into my head whenever I look at this photo. And therefore, make me crave pizza badly. Hm. So, at first, I was really taken away with this product because it has many benefits-- no more heavy lifting and no more stuffing sleds into compact cars. But then, I read a review of the prototype, and apparently it is very difficult to slide down on your behind. Who knew? You can fall easily, but you have to be some sort of yoga Zen master to balance on your butt. Makes sense though. Look how awkward these kids look.

Maybe they should make a sled that is actually a hat? Just an idea I'm throwing out into the cosmos. Anyway, remember to keep inventing out there! And if you haven't noticed, I'm trying to give you ideas on what to buy for the holidays. Next week, it will be all about what to buy to make YOU happy. Topics include booze, bling, and chocolate. Stay tuned. Love, Danni.