Ready, Set, Hike, now EAT! Norm Thompson has developed the ultimate manly man meat, a Football salami authentically laced and stitched up to feed all that testosterone at your Super bowl party! Honestly, I think your dog would like this invention more than an actual guy would. I can't imagine any guy being happy to slice up a perfectly usable football. Now they just need to come up with cheese helmets and beer goalposts to complete the package. They really should think about exchanging this football for the real one used in the Super bowl. Just imagine, how all the Saints and Colts linemen and linebackers will make sure to tackle salami, and maybe even Reggie Bush will learn to finally catch and keep the darn thing in his hands till he scores a touchdown or at least until dinner time! And you can't forget, Peyton Manning drooling over the thought of a delicious Football Salami, or maybe that is just what his face looks like? And you thought I wouldn't know football, huh? I like to surprise! Go Colts!