1. Glow in the dark combat uniform

2. Re-usable toilet paper

3. Black highlighter

4. See-through body bags

5. The breakaway condom

6. Ham-flavored massage lotion

7. Solar powered flashlight- only works in sunlight

8. Evil lawn gnomes

9. Zit-colored blemish makeup

10. Anti-Vampire collar (Would you want to wear that much garlic?)

If you know of some truly aweful inventions -let me know! Or if you have a great invention idea that needs a prototype or a patent.. click here!

 ~ Danni

                 (They're always watching!)     

Enter the Drum Kit T-shirt. This simple cotton shirt can turn any ordinary man, women, or child into a drum playing genius. Well, maybe genius is a stretch but it is pretty cool. This invention is courtesy of Think Geek and it's not a far cry from a traveling guitar hero game... except with one obvious distinction. This shirt only plays the drums. But who cares- the kids in the video totally rocked it! I'm almost a little jealous of their cool moves and street sweet sound... almost!

This invention is being publicized online at Gizmodo.com, but if you can't get your inventions on there, e-mail them to me and I'll tell the world how much you rock. And don't forget, e-mail pics or video clips too if you have them.  If you have a groovy idea but don't know how to make it happen, these guys have all the info. They can even help you build a prototype to make your ideas come to life!

Rock On!!

 ~ Danni

 If you've ever been put in a "Dutch oven" you know that's a situation you'd like to avoid EVER happening again. Or, if after a fulfilling meal of bean burritos and salad and you've contemplated sleeping on the couch because you stunk up your bed so bad yourself you just can't stand it. This blanket is for you! It’s called The Better Marriage Blanket and it's probably the world's only flatulence killing blanket. It literally absorbs the odor of flatulence and makes it disappear. Touted by the manufacturer as the "Perfect Wedding or Anniversary Gift" I think this little beauty will make a real stink in the market! It’s the ultimate odor eater blanket, according to manufacturer, and they’re looking to license and distribute this invention to get it out to more retailers and outlets. If you have a “marriage saving” or other kind of gadget or idea and want to get it patented, produced and in stores click here!

You're welcome for this one!

And hey, if you know of another cool invention, or if you've made one up yourself- e-mail it to me (With pics if you have them) so I can share it with the world!

 ~ Danni

"Saving relationships everywhere... One invention at a time" LOL

Now you can bike home from the bar without getting a BUI (Biking Under the Influence) with this sweet new technology- you just can't wobble or fall off of this bike! You can however still ride out in front of a car, run a stop sign or fall off a curb (Just a warning!). This bike is called the Gyrobike and it's like nothing I've ever seen. The Gyrobike is self-stabilizing because it uses the same technology as a gyroscope- it has an extra spinning wheel inside the front tire that makes the bike basically stand up all by itself. So no matter how tipsy you are- your bike will be smooth and steady. 

The other great thing about it is you can walk the bike beside you without really having to touch it at all. You can give it a little push and it will move forward next to you. So if in the end your better judgement tells you to walk your bike home from the bar- you can do it without tripping over the pedals as they spin next to you when you push the bike. This is a really cool invention, if you have a cool idea that should be available to the public find out how to get your idea to the next level by clicking here.

Hey! If you have a cool invention idea or a prototype you've made- e-mail it to me, with pictures if you have them, so I can tell everyone about it. I know they're closet inventors out there just waiting to spread the word about their inner-genius so stop hiding- let me know!

Splash- Oh S**** Ahhhhhh!!! Never again will this sequence of events, followed by choice unmentionable words, happen again in the middle of the night. The toilet bowl 'battle of the sexes' can now be put to rest with the evolution of the Automatic Toilet Night Light- the "Johnny Light".  I kid-you-not, now you can install a night light that will automatically turn on when the toilet lid is lifted. The lid will light up when lifted and turns off when the lid is lowered- therefore prompting the person who lifted the lid to begin with, (usually a half-asleep male) to then follow through by lowering it again! Therefore solving the centuries old problem of trying to use the bathroom after your husband in the middle of the night- without falling into the toilet bowl!

As a woman, this is one of those genius little inventions you just wonder how you ever survived without before! It's like having an automatic toilet training kit! Great for husbands, teenagers or toddlers- you can train anyone in your family to lower the toilet seat! It's battery operated and makes a great gift. And one of it's best features, for people like me who can't assemble complicated devices- it's easy to install, with no tools needed.

This inventor is looking to distribute this little gem. If you have a sweet invention that needs to be out there too click here for more info on how to get started!

   

So I am by no means a good golfer. But even I can figure out how to launch a golf ball with this thing. The Golf Ball Launcher is a new concept that may or may not make golfers tingle with excitement. Basically anyone- young, old, physically impaired or star athelete can use this product to play golf. What it does is basically take the golf clubs out of golfing. Let me explain.

All you have to do is stand on a golf course, load a golf ball into the launcher, point towards the direction of the hole and shoot! You definitely don't have to be Tiger Woods to pimp this thing- you just have to be able to stand up and lift about 5 pounds. This probably won't be a huge hit with actual golfers, but for very novice enthusiasts like me it's the best way to play! You never have to swing a club or break a sweat with the Golf Ball Launcher.

This inventor is looking to license this product and distribute it. If you're in the same boat and want to license a new invention or find out how to take your sweet idea to the next level click here!

It's just not cool enough anymore to have big rims. Bigger is just not gonna cut it anymore.  Now you can pimp your ride with G-Rimz. They provide a dazzling lighted spectacle for onlookers as you drive along. So... if your goal is to "be seen" this is the way to go! The surface of these killer lighted rims is illuminated. They are made of chrome and similar in structure to traditional tire rims. They come in the regular sizes too. Where these rims definitely veer from the path of traditional is with the glitz and glamour they provide.

These rims are totally tricked out with a lot of variety and style to match whatever look you're going for. They are available in spinners or bullet spinner styles and will feature a series of blades which rotate across the surface of the rim during use. They have electronic components that power the lights which are wired into the electrical system or can operate independently out of different battery chambers. An on/off switch activates the rims and they can be used independently of each other. So basically your rimes can "wink" at onlookers when their mouths are hanging open because these are so Ka Blam!

This sweet new invention was crafted by Lori A. Garett of Baltimore, MD. She said, "Automotive enthusiasts will enjoy improving the appearance of their car with the G-Rimz. G-Rimz are a great alternative to floating lights and other similar accessories and present a striking customized light display." Not to mention the fact that none of your peeps will have them! Check out other cool inventions or get info on how you can get your inventions noticed!